Spring Me

Spring has officially begun, minions, so forget the forecast, throw on some flip-flops, and break out the finger flowers!

AW YEAH FINGER FLOWERS.

(At least it beats a knuckle sandwich? Yes? No? Shall I show myself out?)

Yep, there's nothing like Spring flowers, with all their bountiful riots of color:

...and cheer:

...and color:

...and unintentional wangs:

Those are some flowers with serious... stamen-a.

(Pollination humor HEYOOOO.)

So whether you're currently freezing your daisy dukes off or cranking the A/C like a pansy, here's wishing you a very:

I think it's Dutch.

Thanks to Amy H., Heather B., Sara S., Mica, Ashley F., & Steven V. for putting the "zing" back in "Speinz." Or something. I dunno. Look, it's Friday. You're lucky I'm even HERE today.

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And from my other blog, Epbot:

Not All Heroes Wear Capes; Some Bring Booze.

Today's post is dedicated to the American Hero who added a bottle of Jack Daniel's to this display:

Bless you, sir/madam. Bless you.

Um...

Please tell me I'm not the only one who immediately saw this:

Just me?

Bakers, I imagine parenthood is tough enough. You really shouldn't go adding to the stress level with Prom goofs like this:

0.o
Please tell me this was delivered to her house.

Also, bakers, 'fess up: which one of you decided chocolate icing was a good call here?

Which brings me to the headline of the week:

A cake decorator with "no construction experience" building a sewage plant? CLEARLY this reporter has never read Cake Wrecks:

Cake decorators get all KINDS of experience constructing sewage plants.

Though I'm guessing/hoping these ones smell better.

"Howdy, doody."

Thanks to Sherry S., Jonathan W., Kristen G., Mona E., Amber S., Jane P., Matt S., Paula P., & Rachelle H. for taking us to fecality, and beyond.

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And from my other blog, Epbot: